An Honest Appeal to Reason

COVER YOUR DAMN MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH!

You are a grown adult. Surely this is not the first time someone has told you this. You kept telling me it was a tickle, it was just a tickle. Then explain to me how after sitting next to you while you hacked your lungs up all day, I magically have that same tickle. And, by the way, it’s hardly a tickle. I was coughing so hard in the middle of the night that my abs hurt. I can barely even talk.

Thanks for making me sick, jerk. Now stop spreading your freaking germs before you pass it along to someone else.