catbus:

Here the Museum of Creation attempts to justify sister-fucking in the Bible. Key phrase: “Before jumping to conclusions, …”

Another key point is in item 4, where they concede micro-evolution via use of the word ‘mutations’. And item 6, where they say that unless you accept this book which has a hefty amount of sister-fucking in it as inerrant and completely right about everything, you have no right to judge others’ sister-fucking.

As you may have guessed, at this point the Museum began to get a little strange. Our attitudes reflected this; while previously we had just laughed to ourselves and with each other, after this sign we began talking loudly to each other in the Museum about what a crock of shit this whole Museum was. I mean, seriously? Unless you accept sister-fucking as handed down by God, you have no business judging sister-fuckers?

After my last post, I was directed to Catbus’ recap of his visit. This is even more ridiculous than I thought. See also: Human “Reason”, Martin Luther & dinosaurs eating pineapple. Wow.

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