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Him: Hey, you knew what you were getting into.
Me: No, I really didn't.
Him: Yeah, you did. You knew I was in the Army when you met me.
Me: Maybe I didn't realize I was gonna like you so much, okay?
Him: Well... that makes two of us.
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Accepting Different Body Types Doesn't Mean You Have To Hate Skinny Girls →
… it seems like the quest to become more accepting of different body types actually means being less accepting of different body types. These people who talk about how women have to be curvaceous to be acceptable are discriminating every bit as much as the people who say that women have to be size zero to be acceptable.
Seriously. You’re not making curvy girls feel better, you’re just making skinny girls feel shitty.
Women. They come in different sizes. Sometimes that size is an extra-small. Deal with it.
Cosigned.
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If you can’t spell y’all, you probably don’t need to be saying it.
It’s just embarrassing.
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I have very important plans next week.
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All it takes is the first couple notes of “Your Body is a Wonderland” to get me to leave a room.
I’ve always sort of hated that song, but lately for some reason I really can’t stand it.
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I was an English major. The only thing I know about capitalism is if I see a period the next letter should be bigger.
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terrible headache + internet access + too much free time = webmd-induced hypochondria
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My older brother, Josh, was just promoted to Chief Petty Officer. Here he is shopping for his new uniform.
Seriously, so ridiculously proud of all the military men in my life.
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H8 u, Bellatrix Lestrange
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House/dogsitting this week
Sunday night has consisted of Shiner & popcorn for dinner, Order of the Phoenix on ABC Family, and no one around to judge me.
