September 2009
74 posts
You cannot make this stuff up.
him: can you take a picture of yourself looking hot with a bucket please?
me: with a bucket???
him: holding it and saying MAI BUCKET
La Roux- Bulletproof
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Love is...
putting aside differences to encourage and support someone when he needs it, even if you’re so angry it physically pains you to speak with him.
Actually that sounds more like masochism.
Whatever works.
“Banned Books Week is the only national celebration of the freedom to read. It...”
– Info: Banned Books Week (via shorterexcerpts) (via taramarie)
“charizard > feet > me > all other pokemon > ugly feet > you”
– late nite conversations about /b/
Blink 182- Josie
When I was thirteen, this song...
bryonmcdonald:thefranticsearch:mushd:
Long-distance relationships have an urgency that couples in short-distance relationships can only dream of. Every second together counts. Every shared meal is savored; every kiss must be good enough to last weeks, maybe even months. Have you really lived, after all, if you haven’t searched for your beloved’s face at an airport gate, cursing the flight delay...
Rationalizing with a 2 year old
Me: What are you doing?
Adisynn: Poopin'.
Me: Let's go poop in the potty.
Adisynn: No.
Me: Please, it's what big girls do.
Adisynn: No.
Me: But Adisynn that's gross.
Adisynn: Noooo!
Me: Elmo poops in the potty, you know.
Adisynn: Ok.
Amber- This Is Your Night
FBI Arrests Man Accused in Dallas Skyscraper Bomb... →
A Jordanian national was arrested Thursday and charged with attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction inside a Dallas skyscraper, the FBI office said. Hosam Maher Husein Smadi, 19, was arrested near Fountain Place, a 60-story glass office tower located at 1445 Ross Avenue in downtown Dallas, where he allegedly placed an inactive car bomb, investigators said. Smadi is accused of targeting the...
webentrepreneurswholooklikeoldlesbians.com →
(via jimrock)
My Top 5 Reasons to Cry (Week Ending 2009-9-27)
Waking up in the middle of the night & not being able to go back to sleep (6)
Homework, homework, and more homework (3)
Bad drivers/traffic (3)
Dancing with the Stars (2)
I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M CRYING OKAY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE I’M FINE (1)
“I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that...”
– Quinn, “Glee”
I don't want to be friends with anyone who refers...
See also: brewski, sammie, and guesstimate.
I Heart Tumblr.
Blogging here has me totally spoiled. Not only is it so much easier to use than any other platform (and honestly, more fun), people here are actually allowed to say how they feel about things.
If every time someone wrote something snarky about me, or omg, disagreed with me on Tumblr, I rallied all my friends against them and tweeted about how much it makes me *roll my eyes*… I’d...
Yes, someone lost a bet this weekend... →
But someone else has to deal with a whiny, pouting girlfriend all week. There are no real winners, here.
So why do I always think I will enjoy festivals?
Things I do not enjoy: slow walkers, cigarettes, cliche art, crappy cover bands, fake orange cheese liquid, hot beer, whiny crying children, sales people, chumps in Ed Hardy, fanny packs, smelly people
Things that are at festivals: all of those things
Football picks
winstonwolfe:
Take Texas giving 17.5 to Texas Tech. Terrible prime time game considering how many more interesting games there are at 3:30 today
I absolutely beg to differ about this being a terrible prime time game. Last year Tech ruined the season for us* in a game I still haven’t gotten over yet. That was the first college football game that ever made me cry and I am ready to shove...
I knew this day would come.
It’s already been hard to use Tumblr w/ IE6 in my office. Heck, it’s hard to use IE6 at all.
I’ve tried to adapt. I was chosen for a round table discussion on how we could improve our company and I raised my hand first, almost screaming “UPGRADE OUR INTERNET BROWSER. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.”
But now, today… Tumblr has cut the cord. I can see my...
I've said it once & I'll say it again... →
morebetter < everything else ever
Can you really trust someone who didn’t know gummi bears are better than Swedish fish?
KayteeSaysEat on Tumblr →
I made a Tumblr “companion” for my Wordpress blog, if you’re into that sort of thing.
“So guys, if you’re gonna go after people, maybe pick better targets. No...”
– Really? with Seth & Amy, SNL Weekend Update Thursday
“It takes courage to push yourself to places that you have never been before… to...”
– Anais Nin (via myownmelt)
I can't work my printer, I keep finding new ways...
Maybe I am on drugs.
Green Day - When I Come Around
Michael Pollan: Big Food vs. Big Insurance →
We’re spending $147 billion to treat obesity, $116 billion to treat diabetes, and hundreds of billions more to treat cardiovascular disease and the many types of cancer that have been linked to the so-called Western diet. One recent study estimated that 30 percent of the increase in health care spending over the past 20 years could be attributed to the soaring rate of obesity, a condition that now...
robot-heart:shashashaa:joshisinfinite:
Red Right...