July 2009
44 posts
Songs of the Sorting Hat: A Playlist for Each... →
(via ardenashley)
“Putting positive building-upping and not politics-as-usual on this, both, you...”
– The New Alaska State Quarter, according to Conan O’Brien
“In “The End of Overeating”, David A. Kessler, a former commissioner of the Food...”
– XXXL: Books: The New Yorker
No, this is why we’re fat. The article is quite long, but the multiple perspectives are definitely worth the read.
Party of One
One of the most important, and difficult, things anyone has to learn is to enjoy their own company. (I don’t mean masturbating or crying into your Ben & Jerry’s… not that there’s anything wrong with that, so long as it’s not simultaneous.) Between roommates and a large family, I never really got used to hanging out alone until my schedule switched up (13 hour...
“A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it...”
– (via:terminally-incoherent:soupsoup)
Justin Timberlake- Chop Me Up
Monkeys Recognize Poor Grammar →
Now there is truly no excuse.
three50eight:
Hi. I need to take a break from the lulz tonight to talk about something that has been bothering me since I found out about it. To my suprise I haven’t even seen that much about it on Tumblr but it is an issue that I know touches many of my followers. Rather than re-invent the wheel I’m going to borrow what Dan Savage published this week in his column:
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY: The...
“It’s sad to be an idiot.”
– Judge Judy
Sea lions are kissing for money? →
Dirty hookers
marcstandley:
kaytee:
That’s okay. I didn’t really want to read this anyway.
(Shut up. I’m at work.)
Wow, you sound just like one of our clients. They will NOT upgrade their software for ANY reason. >:(
Oh believe me… I have complained about this more than once. I feel like if our clients knew they were paying several tens of thousands of dollars to train in...
Bel Biv DeVoe - Poison
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Google Plans to Introduce a PC Operating System →
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So how did I spend the last day of my...
If you guessed “watching Judge Judy and making funfetti cupcakes with my nephew,” you’d be correct.
“It’s very easy to say that the liberal media is caving in on her, and yes they...”
– Liz Trotta, a Republican analyst for Fox News discussing Sarah Palin. (via soupsoup)
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Sunday Morning Music
Deathcab for Cutie-...
Possible Reasons for Sarah Palin's Resignation and... →
“So why did Palin quit? It had to be one of these options, and definitely not something like an embezzlement scandal. I mean, to embezzle something, wouldn’t you first have to be able to spell it?”
“Her statement was incoherent, bizarre and juvenile. The text, as posted on Gov....”
– Paul Begala at HuffPo (via sistermarymartha)
The grammar in the statement on her official website is pretty horrifying. Between the heavy-handed use of ellipsis and exclamation points, random capitalization, and poor syntax, I could probably write a book on it. Nonetheless, it was probably...
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Fiona Apple- Love Ridden
I want your warm, but it...
Sarah Palin to resign by the end of the month. →
WASILLA, Alaska - At an 11:00 a.m. press conference today, Governor Sarah Palin announced that she would not seek a second term as governor. The governor continued, saying that by the end of the month she would resign from the governorship. … Palin announced that she will transfer power to Lt. Governor Sean Parnell. Parnell will be sworn in during the upcoming governor’s picnic in Fairbanks. An...
Dinosaur mummy yields its secrets
A remarkably well-preserved fossil of a dinosaur has been analysed by scientists writing in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B.
They describe how the fossil’s soft tissues were spared from decay by fine sediments that formed a mineral cast.
Tests have shown that the fossil still holds cell-like structures - but their constituent proteins have decayed.
The team says the...
Fancy Fast Food →
This blog shows extreme makeovers of actual fast food items purchased at popular fast food restaurants. No additional ingredients have been added except for an occasional simple garnish.
Sound crazy? Click through. You’ll be pleasantly surprised.
I am already obsessed. (via)