December 2009
59 posts
According to the National Domestic Violence... →
See guys, I wasn’t just being dramatic. And this is the last thing I’m posting about Twilight. (For now.)
November 2009
36 posts
Living well is the best revenge, but a...
(via sharingtime)
Top 20 Unfortunate Lessons Girls Learn From... →
A few highlights:
If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.
When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up.
Boys who leave you always...
“Google Wave was built to show younger people how older people feel when they try...”
– adamcoomes (via soupsoup)
Glee Cast - Imagine
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WatchFangirl Confession: I watch this video at least every two days. And I rewind to 1:47 and watch that part over and over.
MEN AND URINALS: An Investigation →
It’s maybe a little sad how absolutely fascinated I was by this.
As I sat down at my desk, with a can of Dr. Pepper and a bag of of Cheetos, planning to waste the next few hours on Tumblr… what just happened to pop up in the address bar memory?
thisiswhyyourefat.com
Message received, universe. Thanks for that.
The Life of a Liberal Arts Major
Things I Can Do: Write a ten page research paper on the pressures of capitalism and patriarchal society on the writings of Franz Kafka in three hours
Things I Cannot Do: Remember where I put my keys so I can turn in said paper
Saturday, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his wife...
She’s pregnant.
I wish I had some clever way to tell this story, but the point is it sucked.
I don’t miss him. I don’t wish it were me. I’m really not even jealous.
I’m just mad that it had to happen when I was all alone buying [redacted romantic comedy] and frozen dinners in my pajamas looking lonely and pathetic.
Judging by the way she spoke to me, she...
“Honestly, if you’re not willing to sound stupid you don’t deserve to...”
So the toner from my office printer just exploded...
& it reminded me of when I worked at Office Depot and my coworker and I were setting up printers before we opened the new store. He dropped the toner and it made a huge mess. Naturally, I laughed at him and the boss decided I should clean it up if I thought it was so funny.
I hated that guy for about two weeks, but we ended up dating. Go figure. It lasted about four months before we both...
“i did not design this game
i did not name the stakes
i just happen to like...”
– ani di franco, “adam & eve”
“Paying taxes is like going to the zoo. Admission is twenty bucks. You can’t walk...”
– Jon Stewart, demolishing the rationale behind the Stupak Amendment. (via alcaniglia) (via absurdlakefront) (via apsies)
Billy Joel- Uptown Girl
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“Tomorrow is Veterans Day. It is a chance to pause, and to pay tribute - for...”
– President Barack Obama (via soupsoup)
EPIPHANY
Because I mostly tumble from my phone, I’ve been away from my actual dashboard for a few days weeks. Today it hit me.
Those Topherchris pictures may look like ads, but they’re actually warnings.
Another blog? Really? Do you wanna be that guy? Really?
ATTN CREEPS: If you work a register or some other...
SERIOUSLY. You could ask at the register. I’d still have said no, but then you wouldn’t be a freaking creeper that I warn all my friends about.
Ugh.
I’m considering calling this guy’s manager and complaining. I don’t know what to do. Part of me thinks chewing his head off on the phone just now may have been bad enough.
Killeen Daily Herald: Shooting turns Fort Hood... →
I know there’s been a lot of coverage of the shooting, but this article is particularly special to me. It was written by Matt Goodman, one of my best friends who recently started writing for the Killeen Daily Herald after graduating in May.
Other than Matt, I have a handful of friends at Fort Hood and have had family members there in the past. Pretty much everyone I know knows someone who...
“If you don’t like smeared make up & cursing, you probably won’t...”
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Getting rid of my old clothes is a lot harder than...
Goodwill of Hurst should be super excited to receive a plethora of American Eagle striped polos and Abercrombie t-shirts from circa 2005, though.
Wilco - At Least That’s What You Said
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