February 2009
288 posts
Being silly @ the meet up →
January 2009
301 posts
Likes to smile a lot until you want her to & then she says ‘Enough of...
– storypeople.com
Someone said this reminded them of me; can’t say I disagree.
What's Going On?
The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon occurs when a person, after having learned some (usually obscure) fact, word, phrase, or other item for the first time, encounters that item again, perhaps several times, shortly after having learned it. This is a specialised version of the effect ofserendipity.
This is how I explain having heard the techno remix of What’s Up by Four Non-Blondes within two days...
It's Saturday.
What I need to do today:
Write my article
Finish reading Tracks
Finish reading Beowulf
Do laundry
Run up to my office
Go grocery shopping
What I will probably do today:
Tumble
Watch a movie
Pick an outfit for the meet up
Bake cookies
Gloat
Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
WOO! FRIDAY FAIL PARTY!
I’m in.
Nonsobriety called me a midget.
Delocator →
robot-heart:
It’s a cool little search engine that helps you find coffee, books and movies — literally, that’s all you can search for — in (or pretty close to) your zip code. I wonder who their target audience is.
The search results are all noncorporate. I absolutely love this.
Sometimes I scream at my computer. →
This is one of those times.
A Letter to my Hair
We seem to have had a misunderstanding.
I know my stress levels have been higher than normal. I know that my time spent partying has decreased, while my time spent in a cubicle has increased tenfold. I even know that my taste in men might be slightly confusing to you these days.
But I really would not like to be old. I am only 22. There is no need for you to be turning gray. I do not want to...
Matt Jordan & Kaytee present... Porn with Class
matt: why dont they make really classy acoustic music'd porn
matt: like with feist's i feel it all
matt: very tasteful
matt: but point is made
kaytee: let's work on this
kaytee: Matt Jordan & Kaytee present... Porn with Class
matt: yes
matt: really classy like that
matt: after they're done
matt: they clean up everything
matt: and take a shower
matt: and go out to eat
kaytee: they should cuddle for a while
kaytee: and say sweet things
matt: yup
matt: he should stroke her hair all loving
kaytee: they should be for special occasions
kaytee: Birthday sex
kaytee: Valentine's sex
kaytee: promotion at work sex
kaytee: vacation sex
matt: "i decided not to get on my plane and leave you" sex
kaytee: "this movie we watched was kind of arousing" sex
kaytee: "your body looks nice in that dress" sex
matt: "he said something so sweet that it turned her on" sex
kaytee: "it's business time" sex
matt: "the kids are at a sleepover" sex
kaytee: "snowed in" sex
matt: "accepted marriage proposal" sex
kaytee: "my team is going to the playoffs" sex
matt: "you watched sex and the city and didnt want to, so you deserve some" sex
kaytee: "we had a fight over picking china patterns" make up sex
matt: "you had a long day at work so i'll help you relax" sex
kaytee: "you just got your legs waxed" sex
matt: "we kissed and i just had to have you" sex
kaytee: "i just flew 1500 miles to see you" sex
matt: post "footsies under the table during dinner with other people" sex
kaytee: that one wins
kaytee: set to some ben harper or iron & wine
matt: some aqualung
kaytee: just think about all the money we would make
kaytee: porn for the suburban couple to enjoy together
I [still] wish you woulda put yourself in my...
I'M HIDING. →
Sometimes I have to remind myself that blogging is...
However, I couldn’t give it up if I tried.
What makes lovemaking and reading resemble each other most is that within both...
– Italo Calvino (via shorterexcerpts)
LEAVE BEN WASSER ALONE. →
Hey Tumblr... the next time you get all up worked... →
Also, did any of you know that Digital Journal is actually a site for Citizen Journalism? Basically just a blog?
You can get your panties out of a wad now.
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Play Number Munchers Online! →
betterthancupcakes:
twothirty:
This incredible game from elementary school can now be played here!
Ahhhh I can re-learn my math! Perfect!!
Say goodbye to anything productive I planned on doing today.
Crunching some numbers
I turn 23 this year.
When my mother turned 23, she was on marriage #2 and was pregnant with my brother.
When my grandmother turned 23, she had been married 8 years and had 5 children.
Wow.
The Nutrtionista: Going out to eat without being a... →
As of now, we are no longer on speaking terms. →
My b. I meant to preface that with, “According to the established prescriptivist...
– trainwrecks, i love you.
Oh, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...
– George Eliot