May 2008
63 posts
bye tumblr.
river time.
: )
i. hate. hiccups.
Pineapple Express comes out in 74 days →
hugehuge: I just decided how I shall be spending my Sunday afternoon: I shall be watching the restricted trailer for Pineapple Express forty times. (You have to input genuine personal info to watch it here, but it’s worth it.)
So very nice to know I’m not the only one who has done this. : )
CHOKE →
so FREAKING excited. : )
“Do you keep Kosher?” Colbert asks. “I think it would really be...”
– Stephen Colbert (via PageOneQ)
Idaho Primary - Ron Paul 24% →
(un)fortunately
the closest i will ever get to “internet celebrity” is an anonymous post…
but, yknow, i can’t help but be proud.
Five Reasons RP Supporters Should Support Bob Barr
“One, it virtually insures a McCain defeat in November, which will make it MUCH easier for the Ron Paul Republicans to start transforming the GOP, IF that’s possible. A McCain election victory would have given that movement no real chance for party reform; now it does have a chance.
Two, it sets up a 1-2 punch to the Republican Party to move it in a pro-liberty direction, with libertarian...
FORTUNE: Apple takes delivery of 188 mysterious... →
3G iPhones????
“Porque Mombas?
Porque no dialogo?
Hay sitio para todos
Porque desesperas?...”
– Martillo Vago (via michaelikesit)
“we’re never so vulnerable than when we trust someone - but paradoxically,...”
– walter anderson
Pork & Beans by Weezer →
Thank you, Weezer. I thoroughly enjoyed this.
It's God's will, guys. Google told me so. →
Dear Fellow UTA English Majors,
When students are constantly sending out group e-mails to be removed from the English Major mailing list, the appropriate thing to do is to NOT send out a vulgar e-mail to the entire group.
When an English professor advises the entire list to be polite and stop sending out group e-mails when you want to be removed from the list or need to speak with an advisor, the appropriate thing to do is to...
legalized sizzurp.
“The first EXTREME RELAXATION and CALMING drink to hit the market, ~~DRANK~~ This beverage represents the dirty South style of screwed & chopped music that we know and love! Representing such rappers as Lil Wayne, DJ Screw, Paul Wall, Lil Flip, UGK, Three 6 Mafia, David Banner, Mike Jones, Slim Thug, Chamillionaire, ESG, etc. and the whole Purple Drank Epidemic! The newest drink...
Sterling & Her Dad Talk About Guys.
Dad: There's no way that guy gets laid.
Sterling: Oh, I'm sure he does.
Dad: There's no way!
Sterling: He's an asshole.
Dad: That may be -- but look at him! When he walks into a room, I guarantee you, not one chick says "I want to blow that guy!"
Sterling: Not one chick says that about any guy.
Dad: No? What do they say?
Sterling: They say "I want that guy to love me."
Dad: Mm. Well, that may be true.
Sterling: And then they blow him and think: "Well, maybe this will work..."
wtf X 2
what is up with summer scarves? i’m not 100 percent sure what the purpose is behind this concept. but i see them everywhere (everywhere being gap, banana & abercrombie) and i can’t help but wonder who needs a scarf in the summer. living in texas, i can’t imagine very many of those sell, but somehow or another, i want one.
the internet is trying to convince me i have aids....
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”
– Mark Twain (via enquotations)
going to the chapel : )
it was a long day, but the wedding turned out okay. i didn’t cry too much and only 8 people asked me when it was my turn, so i can’t complain.
my kayla is married. congratulations. ps. my baby sister looks beautiful too.
ketchup.
i realize i haven’t done much posting lately, besides reblogs, so obviously there is much to be said.
first things first… holy freaking crap office season finale last night. i missed out on blogging about the last two eps, i suppose i could catch up, but here’s my brief synopsis of last night’s events… JIM DID NOT PROPOSE. HE DID NOT. HE WAS GOING TO AND IT WAS...
“the man that you’re with, you should look at him knowing… this is...”
– an amazingly profound chick on the bachelor : P
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
– ralph waldo emerson
“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
– Calvin (and Hobbes) (via affremblequotes)
“i love you too, but i can’t really picture you holding an ax…”
– best dependent clause ever.
www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com
girl: I've got this buzzing in my head for the last two weeks and I don't know what it is.
boyfriend: must be the bomb i implanted in case you ever leave me.
...
girl: My birthday's coming up. You'd better get me something pretty.
boyfriend: I'll get ME something pretty. And you can play with it.
...
While snuggling:
girl: Who loves you?
boyfriend: Megatron.
...
"Yeah, crazy girls are the best in bed. They're also the most likely to bite off your weiner."
...
"It's a rule of the world that naked girls have to do what men wearing clothes say."
...
"A small part of you is made of RETARD."
...
&& my favorite
"Know what I love about you? No, love's the wrong word. Know what I HATE about you?"