April 2008
61 posts
“well, why doesn’t ron paul just run for governor and then we could secede...”
– - my mother, after a long conversation about politics
ahhhhhahaha
More RP : ) →
i adore him. i really do. and i need to pick up his new book.
iBot
this thing is for real. it really is. i thought it was just a figment of my dehydrated delirium. but no. it’s real.
it’s a four wheeled wheelchair that allows you to go up stairs and reach up to cabinets & shelves.
& apparently also dance at your prom.
i still cannot stop laughing at this concept. no one is going to do that.
two clues that i am completely delirious today...
1. i just poked myself directly in the eyeball. twice. hard. and laughed both times.
2. when i got off the phone with my mother, i said “deuces.”
(&3. it took me at least four tries to spell delirious correctly.)
i must admit, though, the crazy-laughing-no-clue-what’s-going-on phase of being sick is about 1000 times more fun than the uncontrollable-projectile-vomit &...
Nevada GOP’s state convention shut down early. →
i love you, rp.
whack-a-gnome
i was playing on my parents’ computer & remembered i had downloaded hammerheads to my logon. (those popcap games are addicting.) i thought i might play. i spent so much time playing this before, trying to beat it. (this & iPod solitaire :P) i beat it today on the first try. didn’t even die once.
what a let down. : /
one day &&
no posts?! oh no.
homework is sucking the life out of me. i’ve played WoW for maybe a total of 15 minutes & i even had to tivo the office.
ughhhh. i’m ready for summer!!
LotR meets WoW :)
(via expectnothing)
“So bring [your kids] up believing in God and they’ll be good and law-abiding....”
– Ricky Gervais (via karmcity)
Ron Paul Introduces Legislation to Abolish IRS and... →
i can’t stop posting right now. i’m sorry.
ron paul is just so… wonderful.
it just takes sometime, little girl
you’re in the middle of the ride everything, everything will be just fine everything, everything will be alright, alright.-jimmy eat world
it’s one of those days when i can’t play this song loud enough.
typical week for me… going through the motions & faking smiles til friday.
idk, i don’t even feel like a real person lately. i’ve been walking around,...
AWESOME STORIES!!! →
I READ ALL OF THIS. IT WAS AWESOME. (CAPS LOCK COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL.)
found my camera : P
right where i left it, of course.
MY LIFE HAS COME TO A SCREECHING HAULT.
i cannot find my camera. : (
bloxorz?! →
i could play all day.
who has two thumbs...
& got an A on both her math test & her lit crit paper?
& worked out so hard in pilates she puked?
& missed her geo lab test this morning & has to make it up tomorrow? :(
& got caught in a hail storm?
& hydroplaned & spun out of control & cried like a baby on the side of the hwy 30?
answer: that would be this girl.
/points at self.
it started out...
“i love sleep. my life has the tendency to fall apart when i’m awake, you...”
– ernest hemingway
i’m just not ready to be awake today. : (
a blog of cupcakes?? →
so much wonderfulness in such a little space. : )
only pancakes should be "maple glazed"
or maybe waffles… but NOT SALMON. NOT EVER.
I WANT TO SCRAPE ALL OF THE TASTE BUDS OFF OF MY TONGUE.
i just feel like i owe my entire body an apology right now. my food choices in the past three days have been less than delicious.
UPDATE: "it's a challenge, but it's discouraging."
another adventure in textual analysis. last night we read out loud in class again. i was the only one who didn’t get stopped & corrected. she told me my reading was very nice.
even if i come out of there with a b, i still defeated that entire class.
3 reasons today didn't suck
1. i found a place on campus that sells redbull!!
2. david cook sang ‘always be my baby’ on american idol. not gonna lie, one of my favorite songs ever.
3. i got to see some of my cousins tonight for jilly bean’s party. they really just get more & more awesome.
here i am being the princess of the party. be jealous. that tiara is rockin.
what i learned today.
dihard:
BYOB part deux: Why I don’t buy bottled water…
Mainly because I don’t like being taken advantage of.
The bottled water industry is a $46 billion dollar industry. Americans bought over 31.2B liters of water in 2006.
It’s a colossal waste of money for what comes out of the tap.
It’s not always natural, nor is it spring; most of what you’re...
you know, i think i'll take the stairs. →
trapped in an elevator for 41 hours?? no thanks.
this is why i don't put my ipod on shuffle.
over by jimmy eat world came on when i was driving home. i haven’t been able to listen to that song in almost two years. it just makes me sick.
black day →
i thought valentine’s day was bad.
“Talking to you, girl, is like long division.”
– old 97s
weekend update(?)
this weekend has been pretty great so far.
saves the day on friday night was pretty freaking awesome. it felt like their set was short, but it was definitely a lot of fun. the opening bands were a little eh. i hated set your goals, but armor for sleep was tolerable.
yesterday we went to drew’s baseball game. they lost, but other than the horrible traffic, it was fun. drew looks so grown up...
how awkward.
subway worker: i won 180,000 dollars last night.
me: orly? you're kidding me.
subway worker: no joke, playing poker.
me: that's awesome... why are you still here?
subway worker: because it was online. it wasn't real money.
me: ...
me: well, i have like 300 gold on WoW.
me: i think i win.
(& yet somehow, i still fail.)
“You clicked your heels and wished for me.”
– panic at the disco
asdfjkl;
i have a math test in the morning & all i can think about is that i want a new pair of jeans for friday night.
boo.
THE OFFICE 4/10
The Office is back & my night class is cancelled so I don’t have to wait to watch it & that is wonderful.
Dinner Party 4/10/2008 so michael finally tricks jim & pam into coming over for a dinner party with a pretty elaborate scheme that i won’t bother explaining. due to lack of wine glasses, dwight is not invited. aw. they arrive to the dinner party, along with andjela,...
wtf. srsly. →
rape = chocolate? i think not.
indexed →
maybe the greatest website ever.
go chromatose. →
(& please pardon the pun.)
this conversation started out "i love futurama"
philcox12: i would so mack on a mermaid
kayteeferggg: right? mermaids are badass
philcox12: i mean
philcox12: we couldn't have sex
philcox12: because of a lack of holes
kayteeferggg: HAVENT YOU SEEN SPLASH
philcox12: but still, that shit would be sweet
kayteeferggg: you totally can
philcox12: haha, yes, i've seen splash
philcox12: and i don't think that movie counts
kayteeferggg: hahahaha
kayteeferggg: but we're talking about MERMAIDS
philcox12: seriously
philcox12: i'd seduce a mermaid if i could
philcox12: "random_friend03: yeah i made out with this hot girl over the weekend"
philcox12: "me: that's cool, i made out with a mermaid"
philcox12: instant win every time
philcox12: you can't trump a mermaid
...
philcox12: i wonder what would happen if i took maxoderm, cialis, viagra, and extenze at the same time
philcox12: and like... 10 of each
kayteeferggg: are you serious
kayteeferggg: you would die of boner
philcox12: at the time? fuck yeah
philcox12: but what a way to die..
“color the coast with your smile, it’s the most genuine thing i’ve...”
– dashboard confessional