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Coworker: You look like Secretary Barbie today!
Me: I'm not a secretary... and Barbie is blonde, you know.
Coworker: Oh, I'm sorry. I meant Barbie's super-professional Hispanic BFF.
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attacks Octopus Paul - Telegraph →
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Iranian leader, says Paul the Octopus, the sea creature that correctly predicted the outcome of World Cup games, is a symbol of all that is wrong with the western world.
He claims that the octopus is a symbol of decadence and decay among “his enemies”.
Paul, who lives at the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre, in Germany, won the hearts of the Spanish by predicting their World Cup victory.
He became an international star after predicting the outcome of all seven German World Cup matches accurately.
However, the Iranian president accused the octopus of spreading “western propaganda and superstition.” Paul was mentioned by Mr Ahmadinejad on various occasions during a speech in Tehran at the weekend.
“Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values,” he said.
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convo with the one who got away
Me: boys get on my nerves! why did you let me get a boyfriend?!
Matt: this is my fault?
Me: duh... any problem with my love life is your fault
Me: why would i stop blaming things on you now?
Matt: haha
Me: you're also the reason why i crave chick fil a on sundays, and sometimes miss the smell of cigarettes, and probably why i'm fat too
Matt: chick fil a is closed on sundays
Me: i know that. so it's your fault i want it when i can't have it
Me: DO YOU GET THE THEME HERE?
Matt: haha
Matt: :(
Me: <3
Matt: shut up
Matt: and you're not fat
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Midtown- Empty Like The Ocean
1) This is my favorite bad mood song.
2) I miss pre-Cobra Starship Gabe Saporta.
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Coworkers, please know that when I give you a big stupid grin, in my mind I’m crushing your skull between my gritted teeth.
Have a happy Monday.
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“Single Girl” Behavior
One week apart and all the embarrassing habits I had hidden all summer come out in full force. Watching marathons of Jersey Shore sandwiched between way too many episodes of iCarly. Eating pickle slices straight from the jar. Sticking my finger in the cupcake frosting. Not shaving my legs. Dancing to the Glee soundtrack (and maybe the Rent soundtrack… okay, Phantom of the Opera too.) Wearing yoga pants all day. And the comfortable underwear. Oh yes, the comfortable underwear.
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy all of this.
(But I still wish he were here.)
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littleorphanammo:abcfooddot:misterjt:
Sugar Plum: Peanut Butter-Banana Stuffed Peanut Butter Cookies
YESYESYESYESYESYESSSSSSSSSDKLJDLFJAHSKJFHAFDSKLJALWKJ
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Lucky D. Ferguson
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him: how’s your day going?
me: you know that scene in office space? where they beat the heck out of the printer?
him: haha yeah… did you do that?
me: no, but I REALLY WANT TO
